geekyandpointless:

IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK

  • me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
  • me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
  • I only ate like 4 slices of bread today because I was too lazy to go grocerie shopping

    forsaken-fortune-forever:

    -annoying:

    i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

    i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

    trashypunkers:

    Things I Need

    • good skin
    • $$$$$
    • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

    spe-s:

    i want kisses and maybe a little bit of rough sex 

    babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

    when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you 

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